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Oni

from: Rockstar

March 09, 2001
This game seems to have evolved from a fine piece of crap. I seriously disagree with some other people(retards if you ask me)who reviewed this 4/5 star game cos it's bullshit!!!!! You must be insane to have played this game and then get it cos u can't move, it's really slow, it keeps crashing, it keeps farting(jokes) and the graphics are butt ugly- espescially oni who resembles a Tard. The price of the game is fairly low- it may be tempting to get this game- (again mate, u are A SPAZ)
Bad vALUE, cos it's a ridiculous game in every fricking aspect god dammit!!!!!! Back to my heading- WHAT YOU TRYIN

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Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - Limited Edition (Xbox)

from: Rockstar

November 04, 2005
Truly a great buy. All 3 GTA games and for an absolute belter of a price! I had the games on the PS2 but I always wanted to play them on the Xbox and I'm glad I did because they're much better.

BUY THIS!

You wont regret it.

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Grand Theft Auto (GBC)

from: Rockstar


GTA on the PC and Playstation was a great game (even if the sentiment behind was a tad suspect).

Take one villain, scores of car-jacking incidents and a part-time job with the mob, wrap it all up in a top-down mission-based driving game and you've got a fabulous game.

Sadly, whilst this may have been true onthe PC and PS implementations, the GameBoy version is the plague-riddled second cousin who chews with his mouth open and belches in front of granny.

The streets should be teeming with vehicles to steal as the player attempts to complete their mob-related acitivites the problem is, they aren't. It seems to take an age to locate a car before the laborious process of getting in it and driving about begins. ... Read More:

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Thrasher: Skate and Destroy (PS)

from: Rockstar

October 05, 2001
i am writing this review for this old game(6 years after its release) because i believe that this game is not done justice. i found this game when searching through a couple of my old playstation ones and found it incredibly fun, far more than the latest tony hawks. if only tony could look back for progress he would find that thrasher despite the worse graphics has better playability.

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Smugglers Run 2: Warzones

from: Rockstar

October 25, 2002
I bought this game mainly due to it's low price and the reviews here, which generally say that it is a good game...however, after playing the game for less than a week, it had already started to gather dust.
The problem with this game is, it's boring. Nearly every missin involves collecting something and taking it somewhere. The levels are huge, and the graphics are decent, but there's too little going on in them. For instance, one missin briefing says avoid the traffic. What traffic are they referring to though? The odd truck here and there, great!
To describe this game as Grand Theft Auto in the countryside, could be justifiable, as the game is similar, as you drive round at top speeds hitting the occasional sheep and other things, ... Read More:

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State of Emergency (Xbox)

from: Rockstar

April 04, 2003
If you want a game to stretch your mental abilities, I'd suggest you look somewhere else, because this will not really be for you. However, if you just want to smash windows and burn down some shops during a full-scale riot, you've come to the right place.
First thing to say about this game is it has virtually no depth. Just destroy as much public property as possible, and kill anyone who tries to stop you. Despite this, in the short term at least, it's fantastic fun. Mowing down twenty security guards with a minigun then blowing up a department store is a top way to get that stress out of your system.
In multiplayer mode, it's even better. Apparently, there is no multiplayer mode on the PS2, but on the Xbox, it's probably the best part of the ... Read More:

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Smugglers Run

from: Rockstar

November 10, 2000
I've just finished this game last night, after playing it for about two years now. I've finished it, and i've started to play it once again from the begining because i trully love this game.
I've been playing video-games since the ZX-Spectrum era back in the early eighties, i've played undreds of games and this was the first time i ever bought a game that i REALLY WANTED to keep playing to the end. And more important, the first time a game made me want to play it for two years in a row without quiting on it.

Now i want to buy the sequel wich i haven't bought yet because i wanted to finish this first one first.

To me Smugglers Run has everything a game should have, a MASSIVE gameplay area to explore, with lots and lots of geographical features, ... Read More:

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Grand Theft Auto: London Mission Pack (PS)

from: Rockstar


People have been saying that GTALondon is going to be better than GTA, but I don't agree. Make no mistake, this is a very good game, but it's not quite up to the standards that I would have expected from a sequel. It does have its good points, the sensetivity is just right, as is the level of difficulty. I enjoyed playing GTALondon, but if I had the choice, I would rather play GTA.

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Grand Theft Auto 2 - Budget

from: Rockstar

October 05, 2001
Grand Theft Auto 2 is a very fun game to play, and the only real problem is the graphics engine. Sure, there are other small problems here and there, but they are merely annoyances, and most of them are annoyances from the first game that have been toned down.

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State of Emergency Platinum

from: Rockstar

March 21, 2003
THE STORY:
In the future the Corporation controls America. However, a small group of anarchists are attempting to "Go, go, go! Smash the Corporation!" and the civillian population rises up in a king-sized riot.

WHAT'S GOOD:
Did your boss give you a dressing-down? Girlfriend just jilted you? Then relieve your violent urges by beating civilians to death with other people's severed heads! Rockstar were hounded about the violence of the GTA games and so they took the violence out of GTA3...and made it into a game in it's own right! This game is comic homicidal violence in essence and the diversity of weapons with which to abuse your fellow man is very good, ranging from rocket launchers to dustbins. You'll never hear sweeter words than "Congratulations, ... Read More: